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I'm a consistent guy, no So i am not fat, not even bald, and not really loser. And no I cannot stand big fake tits. Um, clearly, maybe. Just somewhat. No, nevermind, bite that. I clearly don't and would be caught everywhere near them!
Anyway, I'm searching for a normal chick in her x's (or maybe in her x's or x's who is responsible for seeking a pops figure... no, nevermind, underestimate that part. Really, didn't mean of which, I don't have a clue it slipped out) that is low maintenance and easy going. I like dwell music, but certainly no country, I just like dive bars, but only trendy dive bars that aren't brimming with either puke or maybe loud drunken frat place or both.
I'm a nice guy using a snarky love of life, as I guess you almost certainly figured out likelihood is. I have your dog who is friendly and care-free, so if most people hate dogs, well then you deserve whoever you wind up with. Probably a pompous lawyer type which will spend every wedding date ignoring you though talking on his / her cell to somebody frightfully important around hedge funds and Pre-Columbian Art or like that while a person swirl the ice cubes around your bare glass and stare from the floor. Whoops, So i'm drifting off matter again, aren't I just?
Ok, where are we? Big counterfeit tits? No, nevermind, i am past that. Sure, um you is required to be smart and tall. I'm not a giant fan of brief girls, I loathe my dates to enjoy to stand over a book when Document kiss them. Sorry when you're short, I don't want yourself to jump off the bridge or whatever, I'm sure you might be very very nice and there is some short guy available who is perfectly for you. Like maybe Billy Barty or someone doing this. Oh wait, they have dead. Well, underestimate that part far too, sorry.
You must likewise have a good love of life. Course I guess you wouldn't remain here if a person didn't, you would have previously said "What any jerk" and moved onto the next ad, the person from the lawyer with all the hedge funds Perhaps.
I don't care exactly what house you are now living in, and I don't care exactly what car you push. Hopefully you use a job, but your sincerity like it, then simply we're good. Life is far too short for me to be someone bitch of a job they never like but can't quit simply because have a car payment that's way beyond the budget. So certainly no whining, that's any rule. I can whine except for you... guys prerogative. Oh few leaving the cap there are various toothpaste, I never like that. And no toast crumbs in your margarine tub, satisfy. Thanks so considerably.
Wow, this international dating stuff is exhaustion. I think I'll go have a relatively nap now. Awaken me up as soon as something interesting occurs, ok?